Hundreds of people get stung by dogs every year
Dog sting awareness day
The comments section of Italian football social media is endlessly entertaining to me. This is a response to a guy slagging off the team on the team's social, which apparently he does a lot; it's translated from the Italian so I'm guessing "like Christ commands" is an idiom (like in English we'd say "For Christ's sake") but I just love the idea of Jesus telling sinners to go touch grass and get a girlfriend.
[ID: a screengrab of an Instagram comment with the names erased; it reads "You are under every post, get a life, go to work, find a girlfriend, friends and cheer like Christ commands."]